Okay, who’s in the mood for a cookie?
Now, that’s a stupid question? Who isn’t? Who doesn’t like cookies, that’s the question. Like, if all the questions on tomorrow’s thermodynamics test were that easy, I’d probably wouldn’t spend 90% of my time in university inside the room where make up exams are held.
But it’s a sad lol. Because make up exams ruin me, I’m telling you.
These cookies though? They do everything but ruin your day. Crispy edges, chewy centers and a lovely hint of orange, almond and vanilla. Doesn’t that sound like absolute heaven to you? Because if it doesn’t… you might want to go for a doctor check-up, because something ain’t clearly right with you, my friend.
(Though I’m pretty sure these cookies could heal you. They’re that good)
ANYWAY – and it’s a sad anyway – I should be doing anything today but rambling about how good these cookies are… be it revision (obviously), laundry (because tmi I was out of normal panties today and had to wear my finest lingery to class today, not that any of you care since you’re probably here for them cookies, but yeah, that’s the harsh life of a lazy college student) or lunch prepping. Why don’t I ever do lunch prepping before exams, that’s the question. Like, it’s something pretty easy to get done BUT for some reason I always end up making nothing at all and having to pack rice cakes and stuff to eat before the exam. And the rest of days I get all fancy-schmancy, eating things like blue cheese gnocchi and stuff BUT NO, on exam day it’s always rice cakes, bread and whatever vegan thing I can find in the vending machine in front of the examination room. Which, as you can guess, makes for a really hungry me taking a hard exam. WHICH brings us back to the make up exam room.
Seriously what is wrong with me?
Also, sorry if you’re wondering what is it with all this rambling. Like??? You’re probably here for the cookies and not much else??? Make the whiny college gal shut up, you say. YIPPIE. I just happen to have had a lot (and I say A LOTTTTT) coffee today.
What is wrong with me.
ANYWAY – and this is a happy anyway, because we’re talking cookies here – let’s get back to the point of this very lame post. Them cookies. I know you want them. I know I want them. Which is sad because I made them loads of time ago and as you can imagine, there are no cookies left, no joy, no hope. ANYTHING.
Just a whole lot of coffee which I still haven’t had the chance to drink.
(Which, by the way, goes so well with cookies. Mmm cookies)
You guys need to give them a go. Like, I don’t know if you’re still here because, to be honest, I’m being such a pain in the arse today. But hey, if you are: thank you for reading! I wish I could send you cookies! But customs policies are the worst so that probably isn’t happening anytime soon SO you’d better make some yourself.
They’re super easy to make. And delish. I promise. Now you make them and try to figure out a way to get through customs and send me a ton. Please and thank you.
I hope you guys enjoy! Please, wish me luck tomorrow!